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RANT #69: MY MOM IS A TYRANT!!! (04/06/06)
OK SO... I spent like 4 HOURS making the perfect custom cursor for this site (it was a flaming skull holding a slice of pizza) and my mom comes in and says I have to "go outside" because the sun is out????
HELLO?? I am a WEBMASTER. The sun is for people who don't have a 5-star rating on Newgrounds. Then she unplugged the router while I was in a 1v1. I literally almost hit a YY demon trickshot and now my K/D ratio is RUINED.
If you see me offline, it's because I'm being held prisoner in the backyard. - Santi the Great
STOP STEALING MY STUFF!!!! (03/22/06)
To the person (u know who u are) who copied my "About Me" section and just changed the name to 'Kevin'... YOU ARE A PATHETIC POSER!!!1!
U think u can just come on my page, right-click, and "Save As" my genius?? I have a JavaScript blocker that tracks ur IP address now. I'm sending it to the FBI (my uncle works there and he says cryptids are real so don't mess with me).
Also, Kevin, you don't even like Shin Godzilla. You told me in 3rd grade you were scared of lizards. WEAK.
DELL LAPTOPS = TRASH (02/15/06)
My Inspiron 15 3000 battery lasts exactly 11 minutes. I can't even finish a single match of Call of Duty without my screen going black and my soul leaving my body.
I asked for a gaming PC for my birthday but my parents got me a "math tutor" instead. IS A MATH TUTOR GOING TO HELP ME GET A NUKE? No. Is a math tutor going to help me make paper models of the MP40? NO.
I am living in a nightmare. rawr xd.
I FREAKIN HATE SCHOOL (04/7/26)
BEcause tell me the actual FUCK why my math teacher is like: No, u cant go to the bathroom... HOE. thats why you got meat gloves on your arms. Then a girl asks: "uwu nya can i go to the bathroom?" the teacher is like: "omgomgomogmgomgogmogmog yess uwu senpai!!!1"
I asked NICELY, mind you that girl has a history of being a total meatrider. and the vice-principal is no better, i said something like a cuss word and he gave me ISS for 3 fucking days, then a girl calls him the n-word... HARD R. and hes like: "no dont do that again. come to my office for some private lessons if yk what i mean". I wouldn't be surprised if that girl is getting repeatedly cracked against the wall.
Then. Ms. Targeter, the science teacher comes and is like: "nOooOOo santiago you can't be a normal human in my classroom and stretch because you're disrupting my class. while her favorite girl has 369283 bad dragons in her. istg ts pmo sm. Bye.
I FREAKIN HATE SCHOOL 2 (04/7/26)
Now this bumass ELA teahcer that has a crush on 100 million diffferent animes on Crunchyroll. Right> because tell me why she's like: Okay GUYS!!!!!!!!! RARRARARARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ BEYOND THE THE TEXT AND DO WORKBOOK PAGES 39082 - 9999999999999 FOR HW!!!!!!!!!!! also i like old anime boys like uwu nya!
And she is like so annoying ass mean. Im talm about: TOTOL SILENCEEEE!!! like i assure you YOU are NOT jamaican. you are AMERICAN. and like you make my DAYS go by which is ironic because your name litertally is "DAYS". Im genuinely so fed up with oyu dumb annoying ass and I hope your phone merelly charges in 1 angle. Hoe.
Then dismissal comes. and since my school has a super duper annoying ahh block schedule our classes are like 1h 45 min. So. I try to lower other ppl's corisol by basically getting their backpacks for them and she's like: "NOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CANT HELP OTHER PEOPLE!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then she decides to take 44 quintillion dojo points away. mind you we rarely get a single point from her. the most ive gotten is 5.
Then... the all annoying person comes........ the random lower-grade teacher!!! dund und udnnnnnnnnnnn!!!1!. and thgey're like: "no running inside". and im like ok. so as soon as i go outside to go to the bus i run. Right? and the same person is like: No runnign!!! so.. where the actual FUCK do you want me to run? in the track and field? because im sure as hell there's no practice today and we sure as hell don't have one either.
kate the chud (04/7/26)
Tell me why my friend kate is such a bifg fat chud, Kate’s the kind of person who walks into a room and everyone turns their heads mostly to see if she’s finally figured out how to use a door handle, and honestly, she dresses like she’s trying to win a "Best Supporting Character in a 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie" award. If you gave her a penny for her thoughts you’d get change back because she’s the only person who could get lost in a one-way street while using Google Maps, and she really has that "participation trophy" energy where she’s the human equivalent of a computer update that takes 45 minutes just to change the font of the clock. She is basically the "Terms and Conditions" of our friend group since everyone ignores her and scrolls straight to the end just to get things over with, and it’s great how she’s always the life of the party provided the party is actually a support group for people who don't understand sarcasm.
Then. after i made a sticker of her being a darn chud, she makes one of me. mind you the sticker she made of me made my eyebrows look like fucking HORSELEGS. like no im not aboutta be "REACHING THE LINE JUST TO START AGAIN LETS GO AND START THIS RACE INTO THE STEEL BALL RUN!" like no. and no im not johnny joestar. so she decided to copy me.
Mind you at least i have a good hairstyle. hers looks like wet cockroach antennas. like "LA CUCARACHA YA NO PUEDE CAMINAR." I WONDER WHY. maybe because it fused wit her organism. lik,e fenotipos y genotipos.
lytzi the larper (04/7/26)
Im sad to have her as a gf. cuz tell me why.... Lytzi is a walking "POV: You ask a poser to name three songs" video waiting to happen, and she probably thinks *Nevermind* is just what people say when they realize she has no idea what she’s talking about. She’s out here looking like the "We have Nirvana at home" meme, except "at home" is just a Måneskin Spotify playlist on loop and a personality built entirely out of lies. She’s the human version of that "Girl, name three songs" meme but she’d unironically answer with "Beggin'" and expect a standing ovation. Honestly, she has the same energy as that meme of the guy trying to explain something to a girl at a game, except she’s the one nodding along to grunge history while secretly googling if Smells Like Teen Spirit is a brand of deodorant. She’s basically "The Expert" meme in reverse—maximum confidence, zero knowledge—and if lying was an Olympic sport, she’d have more gold medals than actual songs in her library.
by the way she thinks shes allat js cuz she knows "japanese". more like fucking siamese cat language cuz what the fuck is "kono kusausta no domo ga!".
and her hairstyle? ew. mind you she adopted kate with some fake ass document and shes selling vapes like: buy one and destroy your organism with flavored air. like hoe. im lwk c=gonna break up with you because you goon to muichiro and alastor 24/7.
THE "HALL OF SHAME" (GUESTBOOK)
n00b_destroyer: ur site gave my computer a virus and now it just plays the hamster dance song on loop. help. Santi: @n00b_destroyer that sounds like a YOU problem. get better firewall lul.
Preppy_Tiffany: why is everything neon green? it hurts my eyes. Santi: @Preppy_Tiffany it's called AESTHETIC look it up in a dictionary if u can read.
Admin_Tom: Thanks for adding me to your Top 8! Want to buy some Viagra? Santi: shut up tom go back to myspace.
Cryptid_Hunter: i saw a wendigo in the appalachian mountains today. Santi: @Cryptid_Hunter nice. tell him i said hi. i used to work for the gov so i know him.